Thursday, October 30, 2008




I watched the thirty minute spot obama had on last night. I dont care what faction you belong to this is the candidate that we have not seen since JFK. Now I have heard alot of poeple say that this country isn't ready for a black president, but look at the past eight years and the failed policies of old southern politics then it should be clear that this country needs someone who isnt apart of the good 'ol boys club.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Real Muthaphukkin G's

This game may be terrible, and I've certainly never played the first and heard the talk of it being only a (poor) GTA clone, but the commercials on TV have me interested. If only for my love of Eazy-E and my support for tha E in his Death Row beef, putting this song in the commercial is awesome. He may not have had the best voice and the rhymes may have been juvenile, but got-damn, he was larger than life.

Monday, October 27, 2008

World Juniors: 2010

Buffalo is getting the World Junior Hockey Championships in 2010-11. Check it out. I'm in.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Horror

I've been watching a lot of horror movies to prep for Halloween, but nothing has been as frightening as this:

These people are INSANE.

The film does a nice job of contrasting the Evangelical nutjobs with an intelligent Christian radio host. Even that dude is appalled the things that these people are teaching.

See it. Get indignant.

Success

So I spent the whole weekend feeling sorry for myself, and just when I figured I should probably shoot myself in the fucking face, this happens:It's not our cat, but you get the idea. I just taught the cat to fetch. It's not much, but it helps.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Lazing On A Saturday Afternoon

This just screams 90's alt:



One of the first bands I saw live was God Lives Underwater, an electronic/industrial/alt-rock outfit with a few marginal radio hits. I must've been about 14 or so when they came to the now-derelict Showplace Theatre (I'm guessing it's been shut down, as they've been advertising the same Meatbeat Manifesto show on the marquee for about a year). The show was mind-blowing, at least in the eyes of one teenage boy. Poe opened up, and I was thrilled to cop a feel as she crowd surfed. Ahh, the salad days.

Unbeknownst to me, David Reilly, lead singer of GLU, passed away in 2005 due to complications from an abscessed tooth. Raw deal. They fell off my radar long ago, but they've never ceased to make me nostalgic.

One more:

Friday, October 24, 2008

Oh yeah...

So I have been trying to figure out why Republican VP canidate Gov. Sarah Palin sounds so gee darn familar. Then I saw this




Now it all makes sense. She never seemed real to me and now I know why. She is a figment of Howie Mandels mind. I feel so much better. Uh Oh Yeah Vote Obama for Pete's sake.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Coaching Nonsense

Watching the Raiders-Jets game yesterday got me irritated. With time winding down, the Jets lined up for a game tying field goal. The ball is snapped and the kick is on the way and BAM! the ball strikes the upright and bounces no good. Game over, pat yourselves on the backs Raiders for a well fough- wait your placeholder of a coach decided to wait until the last second to call a timeout. Feeley gets another crack at it and the ball sails true. Oakland goes on to win in OT but the way regulation played out annoyed me enough to hope that the Jets pulled the game out. (I recovered from this malady quickly no worries) It got me to thinking about what the idea is behind this wait-until-the-ball-is-snapped-on-an-important-field goal-against-to-call-timeout is. Here's what I got:

Let's say the chance of a kicker making any kick is p,
then the chance of missing is 1 - p.

The distribution for all miss/hit combinations is:

p * (1 - p) = p - p^2 (Hits then misses Yeah!)
p * p = p^2 (Hits both times Oh well we tried.)
(1 - p) * p = p - p^2 (Misses then hits Oops!)
(1 - p) * (1 - p) = 1 - 2p + p^2 (Misses then misses Phwew!)

The desired outcome is either hits then misses (preferred) or at least misses then misses.
What is the probability of this you ask?

p - p^2 + 1 - 2p + p^2 = 1 - p which you may know better as the probability that the kicker misses in the first place. Brilliant.

All this technique actually does prolong games unnecessarily; exposing players to injuries without benefiting the team that pulls the stunt in any way. Unless you still believe in "icing the kicker". Bush league psyche-out isht man. Laughable.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Okay Okay

Well hopefully this clip from last night can put this issue to bed. This way we can get onto other more important things. Like full out arguments about Family Guy and the UFC. So without further ado I present to you proof that Mark Wahlberg does in fact have a sense of humor.



Say hi to your mother for me.

Game Time

It's almost game time. I'm looking forward to seeing how the Bills match up with San Diego. I think we are going to be alright. And with that said...




GO BILLS!!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

This is a pretty good sketch! http://www.hulu.com/watch/16389/saturday-night-live-meet-the-family

Mark wahlberg is a bitch



what a pussy you know he wont really do it!
Here's a great time waster. I haven't had a chance to look at it yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Disgusting

Big oil sounds more and more like big tobacco every day, here.

Columbus Day Brawl

For those of you who may have missed it:



Rivet is awesome.

Monday, October 13, 2008

How about them bulls!




Your UB Bulls are now at 2-4 and are rated 65th in the nation not too bad and apparently they are favored against the rest of their games this season. GO BULLS!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Captain My Captain

I was a little unsure about putting the C on a guy with no playing time for this team. But After listening to him in interviews and hearing that all the guys in the dressing room voted for him. I can rest easy knowing he will give it his all. Oh yeah and there is this...




I am so ready for this.



Fuck Yeah!!!!!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Super Pneumonia

Hey, William Henry Harrison, here's some leeches.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008




God some of the obscure references are hilarious.

Oh my F'ing god, oh my f'ing god!

It was too short, but Max Payne 2 is probably my favorite video game. The story is fantastic and dark, the graphics are incredible, the main character is a tragically flawed, painkiller munching badass, and it's just plain fun to play over and over again. I hope the movie is half as good. Mark Wahlberg has yet to let me down, so hopes are high.
Could I hate the Philadelphia Flyers more than I do now? You betcha'.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Say hi to your mother for me....



Andy Samberg is fast becoming the only reason to watch snl. That impression is dead on.
Here's some info on that pesky Firefox/Flash problem. Get it fixed, people. I'm trying to watch some damn videos over here. I'm amazed that such a crippling bug has not yet been corrected.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

I heart docs.




I don't know why it just makes me laugh.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

kimbo got rocked by a scrub



Kimbo slice after all the hype gets knocked out by a scrub, this guy hadn't fought in a year.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Spinal Meningitis



This song is so unsettling. Ween needs to do a show in Buffalo.